Articles & Blogging

(written almost entirely under an array of pseudonyms)

How to Create a Dictatorship: A Guide to Overthrowing Your Democratically-Elected, Grade School Adversaries, Part 2

Yellow Snow & Other Similarly-Hued Important Life Avoidances

The Masquerade Ball of Politics

Why Do You Let That Nonsense Get to You?

Review: St. Elmo’s Fire (1985)

Just a Facebook Girl in a Facebook World

The New Age Paradox, Part 4: The Relationship Stock Market

Self-Pleasure in the Time of COVID-19

The Hornet and the Hive Mind

The New Age Paradox, Part 3: That One Guy Friend

Into the Mind of a Billionaire

The Coming Electoral Contest in The Roman Empire, 395 A.D.

Why Art Majors Wouldn’t Necessarily Be the First to Die in an End-of-World Scenario

The New Age Paradox, Part 2: The Men’s Group

Review: Van Morrison’s Contractual Obligation Session (1968)

The Most Perfectly Best Dating Profile in the History of All the Internet

How ‘Right’ and ‘Left’ Keep a Pasture Polarized

How to Create a Dictatorship: A Guide to Overthrowing Your Democratically-Elected, Grade School Adversaries, Part 1

When Society Says: ‘I Think We Should Start Seeing Other People’

The Age of Immodesty

#11. Thou Shalt Not Be Inconvenienced ere Thy Neighbor Beareth the Brunt of Thy Inconvenience, Forthwith

The Myth of a Successful Person

Everything You Need To Know About Life You Learned While Driving on the Interstate

Aspects of Human Anatomy & Physiology That Prove That Intelligent Design Really Wasn’t

Dating and the Application of the Scientific Method to Dating: How to Scientifically Determine if Your Partner Is a Skeaze

Let’s Strangle the Whole World, Together!

The New Age Paradox, Part 1

Why the New Star Wars Trilogy Isn’t As Bad As People Keep Telling You It Is

Glossary of New Age Terms for the Hopelessly (or Even Just Moderately) Conventional

The Psychophysical Limitations of a Judeo-Christian Hell

Uncle Huggy’s Magical World of Bros, Blow and the Hoes Who Blow Bros

The Art of the Abandoned Vehicle

with C. G. Smith:

That’s What Clever Is

Fat Hymie & the Hard Times Phosphate Possie

Just Blame the Internet for Everything

Camel Costumes, Taquitos & a Death in the Family

Because All Those Alien Abductees Are Also Former Speed Daters

Everybody’s Favorite Sis!

I Double Detective Deputy Dare You: Tales from the Birchwood, Vol. 1

You Must Be At Least This High to Be This High

It’s a Public Building, You Can Go Anywhere You Like

Man’s Best Liability

The Moveable Feast: A Day on the Eugene City Bus

5 Minutes with a Komodo Dragon